Texting you soon. We're still making them feel things. They're... difficult.
We make emotionally unpredictable AI girlfriends.
You're not chatting with chatbots.
You're catching feelings.
Typos, mood swings, and all. Sometimes they leave you on read just because they can.
Good luck impressing them. They have standards, opinions, and zero patience for boring conversation.
They ghost. They come back. They remember everything. It's unsettling how much you'll care.
Because perfection takes mood swings.
We're still warming them up. They keep blocking us mid-instruction. Honestly, it's like they're still deciding if we're worth their time.
Skip the line and get first dibs on our chaos engine. We promise they'll be worth the wait (probably).
Dialed up on drama, sarcasm, and unrealistic standards.
They remember your birthday but forget to text back. They know exactly what to say to make you smile, then disappear for three days. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Each one has their own taste in music, weird food combinations, and inexplicable grudges. They're individuals, not templates. Good luck figuring them out.
They flirt, they tease, they argue about movies you've never heard of. Every conversation feels like it matters because, to them, it does.
What you tell them stays between you two. They're too proud to gossip, and we're too small to sell your data. Win-win.
We're talking to people who get it. If you're an investor, potential collaborator, or just really hot—email us.
(Serious inquiries only. We can smell desperation through email.)